i showed this to my sister and she slapped me
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now